But, oh no! I forgot I had the Flamingo Virus in my pocket! The vile broke and he fell to the floor in pain.“I’m turning!” He yelled.“Don’t worry!” I yelled, “I have the cure!”“What is it?”“Love!”I reached towards his pork butt: "Your lips say no but your butt says yes. ”I could feel our feathers flocking together, and then we broke away. To grab each others succulent pork butts.